Can you spot what's wrong with this picture? *
* Answer Key: This is not a space heater, Carrie. This is a fan. Which will not solve your problem of being too cold. In fact, it will make that problem much, much worse. But don't let that prevent you from opening the box, throwing away the receipt, plugging the fan in, turning it on, and letting it run for a few minutes, because "maybe it needs to warm up?" Then elicit laughter from nearby office-mates when you use curse words they've never heard you use before.