One thing I particularly love about football is the thrill of breaking 'records.' Like this one, from last week's Denver Broncos win against the New York Jets...
"Tim Tebow had the longest game-winning touchdown, run by a quarterback, in the final minute of the 4th quarter, in NFL history"
I didn't realize records could be so incredibly specific! Based on this standard, every day of my life has record-breaking potential! Below are some of my most recent accomplishments...
Carrie's Record Book
Most consecutive days spent trying to convince the lady at Starbucks to re-stock the 31-ounce, 'trenta-sized' coffee cups, while simultaneously purchasing a 20-ounce Diet Mountain Dew
Longest distance traveled, on foot, to watch the fourth Twilight movie, at 7pm on a Friday night
Smallest proportion of correctly-spelled words in an email, even after looking almost everything up on www.dictionary.com
Shortest amount of time between telling oneself to eat healthier and buying a 'party size' bag of pretzel-cheddar Combos
Highest t-shirt-to-blouse ratio of any wardrobe of a 27-year-old with a job and a Masters degree
Largest amount of puppy chow consumed in a single-sitting, on a faux leather couch, while watching a marathon of TLC's Sister Wives
Most time spent deciding between Advil PM and liquid melatonin to maintain a consistent, 10:00pm bedtime on 'school nights'
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