Yesterday, a man I'd never met came into my office looking for my co-worker. Our exchange was as follows:
him: hi there!
him: do you sing?
me: like, in general?
me: not really.
him: I have a musical ear, and you should sing!
him: next time you're in the shower, cut loose!
me: [awkward silence]
1. I'm going to pretend like the shower comment never even happened.