Friday, November 4, 2011

Words with Strangers

Yesterday, a man I'd never met came into my office looking for my co-worker.  Our exchange was as follows:

him: hi there!
me: hello.
him: do you sing?
me: like, in general?
him: yeah...
me: not really.
him: I have a musical ear, and you should sing!
me: um.
him: next time you're in the shower, cut loose!
me: [awkward silence]
The End.

1.  I'm going to pretend like the shower comment never even happened.
2.  Wha?!