It was with this means-tested methodology that I found myself browsing for a Father's Day card today.
Maybe I put more thought into the card selection process this year. Or maybe I just had more time on my hands? In any case, I started noticing some interesting trends. And, with that, I give you my (very scientific) tally of this year's selection of Father's Day cards...
Father's Day Cards Available at My Local CVS
5 cards about farting
3 cards about grilling
4 cards with either Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, or (the holy grail) -- both
6 cards referencing napping
2 cards about Dads making cereal for dinner
8 cards about golfing
4 cards about beer, including one with a 3-dimensional beer stein
3 cards with pictures of donkeys making 'ass' jokes