Have you ever received a text message meant for someone else, without any context whatsoever, and had yourself a good long laugh about fake nipples? No? Here, let me help you...
Accidental Words with Friends*
Ok, you must follow these instructions:
1. Gather everyone into the dining room
2. Get the plate of nipples from the big hutch
3. Don't tell them what they are yet
4. Open the pocket doors to reveal the poster -- very slowly!
5. Then shout "pin the nipple on Joe!"
* It was later revealed to me that these were the directions for a 'pin the nipple on the fiance' game for a bachelorette party, but I prefer to enjoy the instructions as a stand-alone.