Have you ever received a text message meant for someone else, without any context whatsoever, and had yourself a good long laugh about fake nipples? No? Here, let me help you...
Accidental Words with Friends*
Ok, you must follow these instructions:
1. Gather everyone into the dining room
2. Get the plate of nipples from the big hutch
3. Don't tell them what they are yet
4. Open the pocket doors to reveal the poster -- very slowly!
5. Then shout "pin the nipple on Joe!"
* It was later revealed to me that these were the directions for a 'pin the nipple on the fiance' game for a bachelorette party, but I prefer to enjoy the instructions as a stand-alone.
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Monday, May 14, 2012
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Evolution of a GChat Friendship
2007. Young and Fun. Large and In-Charge.
9:23 AM A: HOW was last night a good idea? I only have myself to blame.
me: Ha! yep, I have been drinking Powerade like it's going out of style. But it was fun!
9:26 AM
A: what was that movie with Colin Farrell in the phone booth? That's how I feel. But yes, it was so fun.
me: you mean "Phone Booth"?9:32 AM me: also, did I tell you that some guy dragged me onto the dance floor at one point last night?
A: NO. I don't even remember there being a dance floor.
me: I only just remembered that
A: HAHAHAHA
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2009. Older and Not-so-Wiser. Progressing Dangerously Toward Pathetic.
9:04 PM me: I've been searching "army dad surprises kids at school" on Google. Prepare for heartache...http://www.cnn.com/video/#/
A: omg, why? WHY?
9:06 PM
me: this one will kill you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PFIam4QTcM
me: and, for the grand finale: http://www.youtube.com/
me: I'm over here blubbering like an idiot. So, new low point? Crying in the library?
A: for us? no, probably not.me: I'm sorry. There's one more, but I'm not sure you can handle it.
A: if you give me a tissue, yes.me: fast forward to about 2:00me: WARNING: there's emotional background music. By Michael Buble.http://www.youtube.com/
9:14 PM A: Putting that song in is just evil. I am a mess.
me: You're welcome.
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2011. Business Casual and Jadedness. We are So. Old.
11:44 PM me: I don't know if it's the weather or what, but I just haven't felt 'right' the past few days.11:45 PM A: I'm trying to decide if I have a really bad headache or I'm pre-migraine.me: oh no! Try drinking some regular coke. That always helps me.A: I feel gross me: Today I wore that $5 H&M cotton skirt, which I now realize was a bad idea. And definitely not considered 'business casual'11:50 PMA: I hate business casualme: word. Also, I just bought another episode of "Toddlers & Tiaras" on iTunes. A:omg11:51 PM me: wow, only 9 minutes of my birthday left.A: you have to do something CRAZY. 11:54 PM me: well, in that spirit, I'm going to watch Toddlers and Tiaras and wait for my Advil PM to kick-in. Night!
2011. Business Casual and Jadedness. We are So. Old.
11:44 PM me: I don't know if it's the weather or what, but I just haven't felt 'right' the past few days.11:45 PM A: I'm trying to decide if I have a really bad headache or I'm pre-migraine.me: oh no! Try drinking some regular coke. That always helps me.A: I feel gross me: Today I wore that $5 H&M cotton skirt, which I now realize was a bad idea. And definitely not considered 'business casual'11:50 PMA: I hate business casualme: word. Also, I just bought another episode of "Toddlers & Tiaras" on iTunes. A:omg11:51 PM me: wow, only 9 minutes of my birthday left.A: you have to do something CRAZY. 11:54 PM me: well, in that spirit, I'm going to watch Toddlers and Tiaras and wait for my Advil PM to kick-in. Night!
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