Today, I'm giving up pop. Or soda, depending on your regional loyalties. Well wishes are appreciated, but jokes about my Diet Coke addiction are appreciated even more.
Some of you are probably asking yourselves why
Fast forward to about 5:00...
WHAT?! What do you mean diet soda makes you heavier?? It has no sugar and zero calories -- how is that even possible??
I immediately discredited her -- mostly because, up until this point, her most notable role was as tweenager Lizzie McGuire in the Disney Channel sitcom, masterfully titled "Lizzie McGuire." Besides that one episode where Lizzie goes on a camping trip with her biology class, how much could she possibly know about science?
Yet, I couldn't get this out of my mind. Even today, 7 years later, this interview still haunts me. So, I've decided to test this hypothesis for myself. I'm giving up pop. I'm letting Lizzie McGuire take the wheel.
Incidentally, if this doesn't work out, I'm writing a strongly worded letter to the Disney Channel.