Dangerous Discoveries -- The Frosting Edition

This has been a week full of really dangerous discoveries.  The most recent is something I stumbled upon at the grocery store.  Why I have not been formally barred from entering the "cake/baking/sugar" aisle is beyond me.

I'm not proud of it, but yesterday I bought chocolate frosting in a spray can...

So far, I have:

1. Frosted actual cupcakes
2. Sprayed it directly into my mouth
3. Frosted a Special K bar I found in my cupboard
4. Opened a jar of peanut butter, sprayed frosting into it, swirled it around, and ate it with a spoon

Somebody, please.  Come to my apartment and take this stuff away immediately.