This has been a week full of really dangerous discoveries. The most recent is something I stumbled upon at the grocery store. Why I have not been formally barred from entering the "cake/baking/sugar" aisle is beyond me.
I'm not proud of it, but yesterday I bought chocolate frosting in a spray can...
1. Frosted actual cupcakes
2. Sprayed it directly into my mouth
3. Frosted a Special K bar I found in my cupboard
4. Opened a jar of peanut butter, sprayed frosting into it, swirled it around, and ate it with a spoon
Somebody, please. Come to my apartment and take this stuff away immediately.