and other tales of desperation
I know, I know. That's adorable. But those 5 percentage points separating Chenoweth from FRED DURST?! Not so cute.
At least you look like a celebrity, I look 60% like queen latifah, victoria beckham, and renee zelwegger. Of course, I look 59% like steven spielberg.... Oh god, with my second picture I look 71 percent like Kevin Spacey. And I do! Oh dear.