Words about Pilots

My msnbc desktop news application is programmed to send me any and all terrifying stories about airplanes.  You know - to really solidify my neurotic unfounded longstanding fear of flying.  And, today's headline, "Indonesia Pilot Tests Positive for Crystal Meth" certainly did not disappoint...

me: oh lord, have you seen this story?!

B: how often do you fly Indonesia airlines?
me: well never, now!

B: honestly, if your pilot is going to be high on anything, crystal meth is probably the best.

recap:

looks like it's time to get a prescription for that new, airplane-induced-anxiety medication I've had my eye on.