I went to the dentist today. I drink a lot of Diet Coke. You probably see where this is going...
dr: well, you've got about 5 'trouble zones' that are probably cavities
me: oh. wow. that sounds really bad.
dr: and, it looks like your current filings are getting pretty old.
dr: so, you need to come back in July, and we'll assess the situation.
me: [don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry]
dr: you know, the silver lining of all this is that, when we fill these new cavities, it will be time to re-fill all your old ones! so we can do them all at once!
me: [fake laugh, fake laugh, fake laugh. ugh, fine. cry.]
I'm a mess.