Deal of the Day

Look, all I'm saying is that, if there's truly a "man who gave birth to you," he probably deserves something more extravagant than a Groupon deal...

Dream of the Day

So, I know that having dreams about your teeth falling out means that you don't feel in control of your life.

I'm going to assume, then, that having a dream where you show up to your high school reunion, try to catch a football (?), miss, and lose a tooth in the process means that you're completely in control of everything?

Wish Me Luck

Today I'm making the possibly-worst-but-also-maybe-best decision ever?  I'm starting a 30-day Bar Challenge.  No, not that kind of bar.

This kind. 

Having never done any form of ballet ever, and possessing the flexibility of a hip replacement candidate, I imagine this to be an interesting month.

Wish me luck.  Better yet, meet me at my apartment on June 27 with a bottle of tequila and a handful of limes.

Video of the Day

I have a feeling today is going to look something like this...



But, I'm chalking that up to it being Friday.  I guess Fridays are more prone to feeling like a cat on a treadmill, right?  Right.

Come on, long weekend.  Hurry up and show yourself.

Deal of the Day

I had NO IDEA that traditional Czech food included french fries, fried shrimp, and mozzarella sticks...

Prague vacay anyone??

Deal of the Day

A Mini Weekend Recap

Here's the thing about medicine cabinets.

Sometimes everything is so jam-packed on the shelves, and bottles can all look a little similar, and liquids that are the same color can be mistaken for other liquids that are probably safer to use for the particular problem you're trying to solve.

Which is how I ended up applying nail polish remover to my eyelashes yesterday afternoon.

How was YOUR weekend?  Do any accidental chemical experiments??

Words with Friends about Rappers

Sometimes you just miss the 90's more than you realize until you accidentally reference Mase...

Words with Friends about Rappers
E: I don't know, sometimes I just feel like I should carry mase everywhere
me: oh yeah?
E: oops, 'mace'
me: I was hoping you were carrying a large, 90's rapper everywhere
E: I carry both