Words with Friends about Rappers

Sometimes you just miss the 90's more than you realize until you accidentally reference Mase...

Words with Friends about Rappers
E: I don't know, sometimes I just feel like I should carry mase everywhere
me: oh yeah?
E: oops, 'mace'
me: I was hoping you were carrying a large, 90's rapper everywhere
E: I carry both

Accidental Words with Friends

Have you ever received a text message meant for someone else, without any context whatsoever, and had yourself a good long laugh about fake nipples?  No?  Here, let me help you...

Accidental Words with Friends*
Ok, you must follow these instructions:
1. Gather everyone into the dining room
2. Get the plate of nipples from the big hutch
3. Don't tell them what they are yet
4. Open the pocket doors to reveal the poster -- very slowly!
5. Then shout "pin the nipple on Joe!"

* It was later revealed to me that these were the directions for a 'pin the nipple on the fiance' game for a bachelorette party, but I prefer to enjoy the instructions as a stand-alone.

Words with "Medium Terrible" Friends

Look, I'm not always on my game...

Words with "Medium Terrible" Friends
B: this photo of President Obama on the Rosa Parks bus is pretty amazing
me: look how much smaller people were back then!
B: uh.  I guess so?
me: I just know that the President is pretty slim, and he's taking up 3/4 of that seat!


[pause for soul searching]


me: is it terrible that was the first thing I thought when I saw this picture?
B: medium terrible.

Words with Friends

When she's right, she's right...

Words with Friends
me: Did you know the Hunger Games movie is 2 hours and 22 minutes??
M: Oh, wow!
me: I mean, I thought we could get drinks afterwards, but if the movie doesn't end until 9:30, I don't know.
M: Will we already be in Advil PM territory by then?

recap:
Ouch.