I'm Moving!

I'm moving!  (my blog, that is).  The new place has everything I've ever wanted, except for a washer, dryer, dishwasher, and outdoor space.  But it's home...

Join me at:

Shopping Hungry

Homestretch

Since this is the last week of my 30-day bar challenge, I thought I'd give everyone an update on how it's going...

me: I'm having some pain here and here [pointing]
instructor: ok, we'll just give you the same modifications we give to pregnant women.

Breaking News

This just in: there's been a reported national shortage in the Toasted Almond Good Humor Bar.

Everyone, stay calm, and seek shelter immediately.  Crouch down in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, sobbing uncontrollably, until this emergency is over.

source

Weather Report

Today is the first day of summer and, apparently, Mother Nature is interpreting that milestone quite literally.  Which, phew, because if I had to deal with another beautiful and breezy 75 degree day, I was going to scream.

So, onward to the upper 90s.  I think this will be the summer of best hair ever?

Fortunately, on Friday it's going to be a chilly 93 degrees.

Deal of the Day

Things I'm not using a 'Living Social' deal for:

1. Corrective Eye Surgery

Video of the Day

I really.  really.  need to stop watching these at work.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Happy Friday everyone!  Cry a little.  But about something happy, ok?

Guilt by Association

I get so flattered when people associate me with certain reality shows or fast foods, you know?  It makes me feel like I'm really part of something bigger than myself...

Guilt by Association

"Last weekend I felt really lazy, so I stayed home and watched a 'Dance Moms' marathon and thought of you."

"Have you heard of that show, "Swamp People?" It seems like something you'd really like!"

"I saw a Wendy's commercial, and it reminded me of your Frosty addiction!  How are you??"

"Wait -- did someone just say that they feel uncomfortable around elephants?" (no) "Oh, because that just sounds like something Carrie would say."